Her up B is good, her attacks are fast and strong, her specials are nice, and she's improved a lot since Melee!
Dude, Marth's a girl! XD
Wait, Charizard isn't a pokeball in Brawl, right? Oh. Well thank goodness! Who knows what the animal activists might've done!
I'm going to main Sonic, because Sonic is awesome! Wait, he's the grey guy with the guns, right?
It says press any button. Hmm... which button would Chuck Norris/Jesus press?
Hey, I thought you had already unlocked Master Chief!
Did you see that!? I totally just saved my life by blowing myself up!
Fox, Falco, and Wolf are from Animal Crossing, right?
Isn't Dragoon a Pokemon?
"Subspace E-missionary"
I'm going to make a custom stage that's flat!
And then add some platforms I guess...
You know, while I'm at it, a ferris wheel couldn't be wrong.
Heh, why not add a couple of ladders?
Falling blocks! More falling blocks!
Hmm, some spikes would make it seem dangerous!
Oooooooh, make lotsa slanty things!
Let's try out that totem pole looking thing.
Moving platforms! Fun fun fun!
Let's make an ice skating area!
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Ahh great, so much for my "Final Destination" with that Golden Sun track....
Yes, you see, when I suicided, I was going to take you with me... but I forgot you had 2 lives and I had 1.
Kirby is the best character because he is every character!
What the heck!? Dedede is just Kirby with different moves! Same with Meta Knight!
"He's a knight from Dreamland."
I don't think it's right to play a coin match with Snake and Ness.
Doesn't that seem like street violence to you?
Ooooh! Wait wait wait! Lucas is from Animal Crossing! What? He's not?
Then who is?
Oh wow! I got a Target Smash!! level 5 time of 24:00:00 with Shiek! That's a worl---
9 SECONDS!? Dang....
Heh, Sonic is so fast, you'll never see him co-GAME!-
Speed control much?
Luigi is so stupid! He falls on his head!
Then why are you playing as him?
It's Luigi! How can you not?
Doctor Mario wasn't a clone! He shot pills! How can you be a clone and shoot pills!?
I think coin launcher is unfair because you have to actually do stuff now.
WHY DID THEY GIVE PIT A VOICE ACTOR?
"Brawl's director, Masahiro Sakurai, provided the voice for King Dedede."
I eat sudden death for breakfast!
"Doctor -- Falco!"
Roy should be back, because he has fire, and fire is good.
You know, overusing Ike's side special isn't any better than your other idea of spamming his up special......
Kirby is voiced by a lady..... kinda like what they did for Edward.....
What is up with the japanese not using male voice actors?
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I really don't see why they added Doctor Mario. I mean, it's not like he fought anything in his games.
What do you mean he didn't fight anything!? He fought DISEASE!
I think Cooking Mama should've been a character, because she could crack eggs on people!
Phoenix Wright should've been an assist trophy!
He could run around bopping people on the head with that "The Thinker" clock and stun poeple by screaming objection!
I think---
NO! NO MORE SUGGESTIONS FROM YOU!
Madden. Madden should be playable. Also, L-block. L-block rules all!
Tabuu? Kinda like taboo-boo?
Super Smash Brothers Lawl.
Hey, I just got a great idea!
Let's do special brawl, stamina of 1, giant, metal, flower, curry, and lighting!
-3-
-2-
-1-
-Game!-
See guys! Super Sudden Heart Attack!
Yeah, what next, Super Smash Brothers Conflict?
Sooo.... when do you plan on unlocking Sora? Or Master Chief. Either is fine with me.
When's Brawl coming out for Xbox 360?
Shield breaker? Who's gonna walk infront of a charging shield breaker and shiel---
DANG IT! You broke my shield!
Oh no ma'am. I wavedash to school. Beats taking the bus.
Hey, this game is just like Kirby! Only not Kirby!
You mean it uses the same elements as Kirby?
Wait, what you say?
Brawl's the game with the guns, and the occasional sword fight, right?
I think they should've made a zombie as a playable character.
Why?
Because it's a zombie! Helloooooooooooo!
Hey, I got Brawl! Ask me anything!
Uh, it came out yesterday.
Oh yeah, that explains it...
Brawl is like Melee, only for Wii.
Superman. Superman and Lex Luth--
I THOUGHT I SAID NO MORE SUGGESTIONS FROM YOU! GRAAAAH!
Have you unlocked Naruto yet? I seriously can't wait to play as him! Doesn't he seem like an awesome character?
Dude, shut up.
FALCON DRUNK DRIVING!
Hao i unlock Garflanondorf!?
Hey, anybody could mistake the MySims cover for the Brawl box art.... right?
FALCON <verb>GROCERY CHECKOUT!</verb>
Oh ho ho. Now I got it! Sonic is from Animal Crossing! No? Then who's that blue hedgehog in the background?
Why did they cut out Plusle and Minun? They could've been like Ice Climbers.... only with Pichu!
That's latin? I thought they were singing about n00bs and Marth....
Huh huh, wasted your time... unless you enjoyed this... then my evil plan failed....
Wait, how'd you get here anyways?